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You instantly get a look of ‘…ew, really?’
People think you’re not being serious.
You’re suddenly less kick-ass in the eyes of your Slytherin friends.
You get linked to this video. Every. Damn. Time.
Everyone expects you to find their shit.
You also hear “What the HELL is a Hufflepuff” more often than you care to count.
You have to list off any noteworthy Hufflepuffs in order to make your house sound cooler.
No matter what you say, your friends will still think Hufflepuff sucks.
You’re always trying to explain how Hufflepuff has the best qualities of every house.
People think you’re in the “leftovers” house.
When you tell people that Hufflepuff has an adorable name in French (Poufsouffle), people think it’s even more terrible.
You have to constantly remind people that honey badgers don’t give a crap.
Yellow and black don’t go with ANYTHING.
Whenever you DO where yellow and black people just think you’re a sports fan from Pittsburgh.
Every true Hufflepuff you know tries to say that they’re really a Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw hybrid. No, HuffleClaw is NOT a thing. Nor is a Gryffinpuff, or a Slytherpuff.
When your Slytherin friends have kids they say things like “Man, I really hope my boys aren’t Hufflepuffs”
But in the end, you know that you and your fellow Hufflepuffs will always be unrecognized BAMFs.
Sometimes I have to remind myself that this website is filled with hormonal teenagers and not adults.
Two years ago it was rumored that a sequel to Hocus Pocus was in the works, and now new sources tell us that Tina Fey will be the one bringing it back.
In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
This gave me anxiety
HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE
THIS POST MINDFUCKED ME